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So
how are you? That's great! Me... OH I'm fine, thanks for askin'.
So
I suppose you are sayin’ to yourself, who is this ray-ray, why is she so fabulous and how can knowing her benefit me?
Knew you were. Well the answer is…..(drum roll, then an eagle pops out of the sky, tentatively circling the studio,
enters via the stage door and strikes the drummer, leaving him fatally wounded and signalling the end of the drum roll), erm…
where was I? Oh yes the answer (“Owww” said a ghostly voice from behind the curtain in my living room, it was
jerry the janitor, and he was so inquisitive to find out the answer, he found he had to join in with the mysterious ambience
of the situation by owwwing. Then jerry slipped on the floor he had cleaned so meticulously, and that was the end of him).
Back to the answer, it’s…..(then a small kitten stumbled in front
of me with an almost silent mew and bid me good day)….forget it, as you can see I tend to wonder off the point a little…point,
a compass has a point, but there is no point to a compass. Really why do you need a compass? I am often in town with my friends,
and I think to myself, “you know what would make this an even better day, if I could draw a perfect circle, but dash
it, I don’t have a compass.” Or, I am often turned down for a job, because I cannot, on the spot, draw a perfect
circle (which I think is extremely unfair), because I’ve left my compass at home. Am I? NO, OF COURSE NOT! WHY?, because
compasses do nothing to contribute to society, unlike me! See! Anyway the answers you want to find are within my page of squares.?.
Answers… answers like (muffled noise as the chloroform intoxicated rag is placed over my mouth, and I fall to sleep,
there is also a bang as i hit the floor).
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